Friday, October 24, 2008

Self Defense Bed Table

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9 comments:

  1. Get a GUN
    God didn't make all men equal but colonel colt did

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  2. Guns make noise that would attract more Zombies. This makes perfect sense, and it's stylish too.

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  3. God didn't make anyone. God is imaginary.

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  4. That is awesome. Real men fight hand-to-hand, stick-to-whatever...not with some lazy tail firearm.

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  5. But what if the invader uses a firearm? Then your only choice is to use a gun. Otherwise there will be no increasingly angry yelling at the other guy to "PUT THE GUN DOWN!!!". And if that doesn't happen, how do you expect the balls-to-the-wall awesome shootout to ever take place!?

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  6. Back when this table setup came out, it was intended for sale in the UK. The UK has far more restrictive laws on firearms, knives and swords than in a NRA member's worst nightmare.

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  7. s nice to see that total disarmament has made the people so safe that they do not need to resort to disguising a shield and club as furnature... oh wait, my bad

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  8. Actually, this could be quite lethal in a close-quarters situation. Firearms and blunt/stabbing weapons become more evenly matched as a function of distance. Shotguns being an exception. I'm not saying you wouldn't get shot; but a bullet to the belly has a slower lethality than a club to the head.

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