Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Gordon Freeman Spotted At CERN

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53 comments:

  1. Dear god, stock up on your rifles, and anti alien spray.
    *hides from the resonance cascade*

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  2. The director of the marching band that I'm in looks like a medic from Team Fortress 2 :)

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  3. Gordon you're needed in the test chamberrrrrrrrrrrrr

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  4. well clearly they've taken all necessary safety precautions i for one feel a whole lot safer about this whole hadron collider deal

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  5. I FOR ONE WELCOME OUR COMBINE OVERLORDS!!

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  6. Let me be the first to say, welcome. Welcome to City 17.

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  7. I guess i still owe him a beer...

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  8. Who the hell is Gordon Freeman?! Is everyone supposed to just 'know' who this guy is? Maybe he thinks he's so cool and so famous that this picture/caption need no explanation. Newsflash: I read several different news sources daily, in different media, am well-traveled, well-read, well-educated and I've never heard of the guy.

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  9. what the fuck makes that a newsflash?

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  10. lol Anon, try playing some video games. In the game Half-Life, and it's threesome of sequels, Gordon Freeman is the protagonist.

    He is a famous, well-learned nuclear physicist who is a part of a group of scientists which accidentally open a portal into the nether reaches of the galaxy, through which come an advanced group of aliens.

    Fast-forward a few years, and Half-life 2 starts. Gordon is the revered leader in a group of stragglers and rebels that are fighting against the Combine, who have enslaved the human race.

    That man has a resemblance to Gordon Freeman, so as the other comments jokingly suggest, the Combina are on their way...

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  11. lol I misspelled and mis-grammared about ten things in that post, but too late naow...

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  12. Rise and shine mr freeman rise and shine not to implie you have been sleeping on the job no one is more deserving of a rest and all the effort in the world would have gone to waste untill well lets just say your hour has come again ........... the right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world so wake up mr freeman wake up and smell the ashes

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  13. "Dr. Wallace Breen: Tell me, Dr. Freeman, if you can. You have destroyed so much. What is it, exactly, that you have created? Can you name even one thing? I thought not."
    HL2:E1

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  14. Well he obviously helped create the large hadron collider in the photo, JEEZ!!!!! ; P

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  15. "Testing? Testing? *ahem* Everything seems to be in order… "

    "Alright Gordon... If you would be so good as to climb up and start the rotors we can bring the antimass spectrometer up to 80 percent and hold it there until the carrier arrives."

    ...
    "Power to stage 1 emitters in 3, 2, 1…I’m seeing predictable phase arrays. Stage 2 emitters activating…now."

    "Overhead capacitors to one-oh-five percent. Uh, it’s probably not a problem…probably, but I’m showing a small discrepancy in-well, no, it’s probably well within acceptable bounds again, sustaining sequence."

    "Oh dear!"

    "Shutting down…(no!) Attempting shut down…It’s not! It’s not shutting down, it’s… "

    (screams)

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  16. Nevermind Gordon Freeman, is that Tony Robinson on the far left?

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  17. Goodness yes, "I am the Freeman". Time for the gravity gun...

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  18. I dont fear Gordon being there its the G man that would make me worry!

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  19. At least if Gordon's there we know they've got someone on hand to take care of the potential alien infestation...

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  20. Well at least we know who to blame when it all goes wrong.

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  21. O no!!!!! * Looks at zombie defense tactics* Now i'm ready....

    Got my crowbar next to my bed....

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  22. Dude, now we know that we're safe.


    Even if that opens a portal to another universe, we can just sit tight til he liberates us.

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  23. You know what's weirder...CERN says that they're calling the day that the Hadron Collider a "Red Button Day"...possible marketing ploy for VALVe? PERHAPS WE'LL SEE!!!!!

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  24. Morning Mr. Freeman,

    I had some messages for you but the whole system is down, looks like it's going to be one of those days.

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  25. I DON'T SEE ANY CROWBARS, HOW IS HE GOING TO ESCAPE THE COMING CATACLYSMIC EVENT?!

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  26. half life'ı siktir et

    dust açalım ak

    ben türküm kara deliğini sikerim piç

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  27. Senin gibi türkün allah bin belasını versin gir lan içeri.. sana yok artık dünyaya açılmak ipnatorr

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  28. bu ibne delik bi bize mi acılıyor, yutsun o pezevenkleride sdasdasd

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  29. hakkı bulut'un üç yaşındaki erkek kardeşiSeptember 10, 2008 at 3:00 AM

    kara delik için iftar vakti

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  30. anyone read Angels & Demons by Dan Brown? Deals with this shit.... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angels_and_Demons

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  31. yavaş s*k de saçın başın dağılmasın lan hıyar. illa türk olduğunu belli edecen di mi küfrederek. aklının ermedeiği işlere bulaşma git facebook'ta hatunlara yazmaya devam et.

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  32. Luckily, I don't think they'll be putting any strange crystals into that thing.

    On the other hand, it's really going to suck for the one guy in charge of the computer if a lightning bolt ever strikes it.

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  33. Source = http://jackmiller00.blogspot.com/2008/09/hah-i-told-you.html

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  34. Gordon Freeman! gordon freeman! GORDON FREEMAN! ...
    Everyone who publicly admits they do not know who Mr. Gordon Freeman is, is a total noob and deserves to be eaten by aliens :oP.

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  35. ahahhahaha Half Life 2 - Cern Pack

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  36. "Prepare for unforseen consequences."

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  37. http://img362.imageshack.us/img362/369/gegxh4au8.jpg

    dont forget this one..!

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  38. skaste pia sixamenoi Tourkalades....


    sas varethika... psofiste oloi sas re ypanaptiktoi...

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  39. >> Who the hell is Gordon Freeman?! Is everyone supposed to just 'know' who this guy is? Maybe he thinks he's so cool and so famous that this picture/caption need no explanation. Newsflash: I read several different news sources daily, in different media, am well-traveled, well-read, well-educated and I've never heard of the guy.

    You call yourself well-educated when you cannot even search Wikipedia. Lolfail.

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  40. fuck, dann geht alles schief.
    fuck, damned, then will it be not work, *laughs, lauhghs*

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  41. it's already gone wrong.
    look at the torquewrench-dude's tie.

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  42. Prepare forrr un...foreseen consequences, Doctor Freeman
    :D

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  43. You will all wake up and smell the ashes...

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  44. Rise and shine, Mister Freeman, rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply that you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest and all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until...
    Well...
    Let's just say your hour has, come again.
    The right man is the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. So, wake up Mister Freeman, wake up and...smell the ashes.

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  45. I saw this and started to feel safe. Gordon can take care of us. then i saw this:

    http://i35.tinypic.com/256fu4g.jpg

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  46. This was a triumph.
    I'm making a note, here:
    Huge Success -
    GLaDOS

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  47. Well, I guess we're all safe, just prepare for some unforeseen consequences.

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